Northstar
"Hey Fuzzball, we're trapped in this ramshackle shack you call a home until the forest rangers or one of the X-Men comes along to dig us out of the snow. My advice, DEAL with it and stick it out. Otherwise we're just gonna waste energy duking it out with each other, which will accomplish absolutely nothing."

Sabretooth
"Hey, I ain't gonna make nice with no Canadian pansy just because he made an avalanche with one of his sonic booms. You wanna sip tea and chat about what some lame actor is sleeping with some other lame celebrity, you barked up the wrong tree bub."

Northstar
"You know, for being one of Wolverine's arch-rivals I expected a little smarts on your end. You wanna fight Victor? Fine. Just don't expect any kid gloves from me. This 'pansy' gives as good as he gets!"

Sabretooth
"Yeah, I'm sure you..."

[Northstar super speeds over to him and lands many high speed punches, thereby slamming Sabretooth into a wall. Growling in anger, Sabretooth makes several claw-filled swings at Northstar but misses every time.]

Northstar
"I should just beat you unconscious to save myself aggravation."

Sabretooth
"Then why don't you?!?"

[Northstar gives Sabretooth a sly smile.]

Northstar
"Because, Wolverine aside, I do have a soft spot for big hairy guys."

Sabretooth
"Why you... Argh!"

[Sabretooth lunges for Northstar. Northstar laughs and easily moves away from each attack.]

Northstar
"You know, we could do this all day. You're NOT going to make contact."

Sabretooth
"Oh yeah?"

[Sabretooth then cuts the lights and the room goes dark.]

Sabretooth
"Where's your advantage now Jean-Paul?"

[Sabretooth uses his senses and is about to pounce on Northstar until he is blinded by a bright light.]

Northstar
"Forget about my other mutant power to create a dazzling light? And here I thought you military types kept such good files."

[Northstar continues to glow lightly, causing him to see everything in the room. Sabretooth shakes off the white spots in his vision and is ready to attack again. Northstar then begins to spin in one place, causing a wind-effect to slam everything in the room against the walls, including Sabretooth. Northstar then stops.]

Northstar
"I told you, you don't have a chance. Just give up and wait out our rescue. Believe me, I'd rather relax with my feet up than pound you some more."

[Sabretooth licks a wound on his arm.]

Sabretooth
"Fine. You know, for a pansy you sure are a tough nut to crack."

Northstar
"So I've been told once or twice before."

[The generators kick in and the lights return.]

Northstar
"Now, where's your beer? I'm thirsty."

Sabretooth
"Beer? I took you for a wine and champagne kinda guy."

Northstar
"Mon ami, I'm from Canada. NOT L.A."

[Sabretooth can't help but laugh.]

Sabretooth
"Beer's in the fridge. Grab me one while you're at it."

[In a second Northstar is back and tosses a can to Sabretooth.]

Northstar
"So, you like strip poker Misour Tooth?"

[Sabretooth looks at Northstar from the side of his eyes with a grimace.]

Northstar
"JOKE mon ami, it's a joke."